Category Spoiler Alert

O.k. This one was exceptionally difficult for me to handle. I appreciate you probably drive her hard, but why man why?

The car is slightly biased towards oversteer (mostly because of the go cart handling at the front). But not too much, and you can mostly tune that with some front and rear width tire stagger. But at high speeds where a wing would come into play would you need it? Perhaps, but not this monstrosity. Oh someones god fucking no.

And yes, that is a sticker of Darth Vader asking “who’s your daddy?” I also don’t know how I feel about that either.

Reader submission from JB.

Oh for fucks sake. First off that belongs on a 911 not a beetle. Trust me your never going to get that pice of shit going fast enough to need it. Second your Whale Tail is supposed to help with the downforce of your car, not rip the fucking bonnet off of it.

Guest submission of the week. Thank’s to Craig for finding this thing. I want to thank the owner for making sure giant kids don’t loose their fingers by sticking them into the imaginary fan blades that are behind that shit.

Not the worst one I’ve seen around here. But that’s only because we’re in Baltimore. Although I do get the distinct feeling that this is the most finished your car will ever be. So I don’t think for one second it will ever all be the same color or those side panels and bumper will ever actually fit correctly.

This weeks reader submission was brought to you by the lovely Katie, who found this brightly colored drag producing automotive clitoris. Is this supposed to be a fucking spoiler, or an air brake? Somehow I feel dirty staring at it. Like it’s part of the car that should be covered by pants. I hope the owners doesn’t think that driving around with a bunch of sunflowers on their dash is going to distract people from seeing this perversion.

Why? Just fucking why?

I guarantee you that car will handle better without that…that… ridiculous looking thing on it. And now I fucking have to apologize to the Civic below in the last post since you managed to make their awful spoiler look subtle and classy.

How do you even open your trunk with that thing on it? I bet your probably stock Honda Civic engine lost all kinds of acceleration once you bolted that thing on to the back. And that air scoop, why?! You realizes it’s still a sedan right?

There’s so much going on in this one. First we have the spoiler itself, I’m positive this gigantic monstrosity is not only adding drag, but producing lift. Hell it looks like it’s made to fucking take flight. This is something NASA would build. Then there is the color, because why match the shit on your car right? Just slap it on there it’ll look good. Next we got eagle in the window, because fuck yea America I guess?All of this mind you is on an Explorer Sports Trac, the supposedly “classy” pickup. And to top it all off we get a burned out row home in the background because nothing screams Baltimore like an abandoned burned out row home.

I’m not sure why they even bothered at all?