So Bernie Eceelstone decided to run his mouth off t the press again. Ughhh.
How you have to explain F1 to your friends
Friend: “Is that like NASAR?”
You: “No!”
“Indycar then?”
“Well kinda, not really. No. It’s way better.”
“Oh it’s the European one, that’s owned by Putin?”
“No! They have one race in Russia but Putin has nothing to do with it. One of the guys who runs it is a bit of and old crazy and says stupid shit.”
“You mean that Nazi guy?”
“No! That guy ran the FIA for a while. But he wasn’t a Nazi, His parent where. Well kinda, not really it’s complicated. Don’t judge a person by their parents.”
“But didn’t he get caught having sex dressed as a nazi?”
“No. He was not dressed as a Nazi! The hookers that where flogging him where.”
“So he’s not the one that likes Putin.”
“No that’s his friend Bernie the other guy.”
“Who runs F1?”
“Well, kinda, not really. It’s complicated.”
“Oh he’s like Tony George”
“No! this is not Indycar. Bernie is just the commercial rights holder.”
“Oh that guy who hates women?”
“He doesn’t HATE women, he just doesn’t think they can drive or should be in F1. But he actually does sometimes It’s complicated.”
“But he doesn’t like immigrants right? Big Trump supporter too I heard?”
“Look, I..I don’t know. He love taking money from immigrants, in their home countries where he has races I guess. I don’t know, its complicated. He says stupid stuff.”
“Like saying Hitler got stuff done?”
“I really,… I don’t..Just.. just watch the race.”
“They look like Indycars, but don’t sound as good.”
“I hate you and this sport.”
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